spare elevator duo???

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
harley-the-pancake
redwinterroses

i dunno if it's my favorite thing or my least favorite thing but it sure is a thing when one of the "less" watched hermits (as if that's even a scale when they're all pretty dang popular) does something nuts and you're sitting there agog over it for days, and then two or three weeks later Grian or Scar discover it and suddenly the whole fandom is going nuts over old news and you've already moved on to like three things since then

crimmycram
darubyprincx

that shit was crazy. anyways

darubyprincx

actually, no. you know what? pause the memes. real talk for a second. i'm gonna drop this in the comments sections as well minus the swearing but

these people do this for their job. five hours with at least 10 people there consistently is fifty hours alone and then the extra seven spent with seven people there is 49. 99 hours + plus the extra that the Buttercups spent working on this on their own + all the time spent with the other Hermits pitching in + the two hours spent planting saplings = around 130 hours of labor combined at the very least. this server has been going for over eleven years at this point and this is probably the most insane thing that it has ever seen and they got it done in TWO DAYS all together. OVER 150k BLOCKS PLACED IN TWO DAYS PLUS TERRAFORMING. FOR A FUCKING PRANK ON A GUY WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM HIS VACATION.

Hermitcraft is, and I say this without exaggeration, a great medium to truly express the inanity and stubbornness of human nature. like this is just it. this is just us as a species in a nutshell. i love this server i love this fandom and above all i have huge fucking respect for the people who play on it and do all this for us. like holy fuck dude. what the fuck.

hiveswap
nateconnolly

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

nateconnolly

A Timeline of Humanity:

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